A drunken ex-captain in Civil War-era US is sent to train a group of ragtag rice farmers with modern firearms. Ends up killing their leader, inadvertently falling for the widow and befriending her brother, joining the farmers’ cause, and giving a double-crossing ex-mentor a piece of his mind. A traveling artist orphan rescues a spoiled Edwardian brat, but she is unable to rescue him. A … Continue reading (Mostly) Romantic Plots, Explained Badly

Patriarchy is as old as dirt. Naturally, classic literature is teeming with themes that celebrate virility and the male entitlement to “tame” the “shrew”.  Shakespeare, Shaw, (Jane) Austen, and the Bronte sisters were prolific in their macho fiction. Whether played straight or as a satire of macho doctrines, these works often beguie the reader into thinking that the “damsel” needs rescuing, a makeover, or both. … Continue reading Macho Lit: Taming Female Protagonists

The bard himself knew it, when he wrote it. His so-called big-screen debut, Romeo and Juliet, is a comedy of errors with a tragic twist. Why a comedy? Because of the masterful verbal sparring among the characters, especially whenever Mercutio speaks; he is the proverbial pungeon master. The bawdy imagery, the circumstances (e.g. dragooning Juliet’s nurse into sneaking Romeo through her chamber for some wedding-night … Continue reading The Silliest Love Story Ever Told

Men, who fetishize preteen and teen sex appeal are complete and utter freaks. Thankfully, the Harvey Weinsteins and Warren Jeffs’ of the world are finally getting their comeuppance. Yep, for some of those sleaze-bags, religion becomes the supposed carte blanche for committing atrocities towards (usually) women and children. So, back to Lolicon: The ultra-short skirts in schoolgirl uniforms continue to have anime and manga fans … Continue reading Lolicon in Western Fiction

America, and soon the universe, fell head over heels for Leonardo DiCaprio in 1998. The baby-faced, debonair actor stole everyone’s hearts as Jack Dawson, Titanic‘s manic pixie dream guy. Leo was no stranger to critical acclaim even before his role as Jack: Audiences loved him as the titular Marvin in Marvin’s Room  and Johnny Depp’s younger brother, Arnie, in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? The tragic heartthrob role felt tailor-made … Continue reading Leo DiCaprio and Cinematic BDSM

A coming-of-age dramedy by Abdelatif Kechiche, the film examines the events in the life of a wistful teenager. The film is a loose adaptation of a manga Blue is the Warmest Color, from which the American title derives. We are focusing on the yin and yang moments within the film, in lieu of contrasting the book from the onscreen adaptation. Slobs vs. Snobs: Adele’s and … Continue reading La Vie d’Adele as a Study of Contrasts

A thousand hands Embrace, ensconce, enlighten. Guanyin’s gaze Guides towards A greater good. From the heart, The heavy planks She lifts, As if they’re feathers. The karmic walk is now complete. Continue reading A Thousand Hands

My stars aligned In favor of a different sign, But hints of you Are all around. In a guitar’s roar, In a name, You follow me. I would be lying, If I said you Didn’t steal my heart. Continue reading Lionheart

William Peter Blatty’s novel may be a thesis on the legitimacy of exorcism. William Friedkin’s timeless screen adaptation appears to dig deeper. Priests and pea-green vomit are at the center of an epic struggle between good and evil, but is that all there is? Friedkin’s film appears to address a mightier elephant in the room: sexual abuse and the BSOD (blue screen of death) trope … Continue reading Pazuzu or PTSD?